IF YOU WANT A BOOM (C)J.Birch 1998.

Do you remember when you were blue

& you didn't know what to do

Do you remember what you did

To get rid of it

You played a little bit of jazz

You played a little bit of that classical razzamatazz

The beatles and beethoven

A symphony and a song

Well sometimes you must admit

You do get sick of it

Those same old discs

It really hard to make them fit , isn't it ?

Now some people say

It has got to be a symphony

But I say they are wrong

I say , "It has got to be a NEW song."

If you had stayed a monkey

You wouldn't have

Ever , ever , ever

Had the money

And if you want a boom

Then you

Have to , have to , have to

Play the NEW tune

But you play a little bit of jazz

You play a little bit of that classical razzamatazz

The beatles and beethoven

A symphony and a song

Well I think you are wrong

If you want a boom

Then you

Have to , have to , have to

Play the NEW tune

Cuz' if you stay a monkey

Then you wont

Ever , ever , ever

Have the money !

I may be right

I may be wrong

A symphony AND a song ?

thankfully with a beat

GREEDY FEEDS NEEDY (C)j.Birch 2005.

Sometimes she gets the blues

So she looks around her for some happy news

Then down on the corner by the liquor stand

She sees the downtrodden man

So she goes out and she buys a brand new house

And she goes out and she buys a computer with a brand new mouse

For she knows that only greed will feed

The folks who are in need

He gets in the car and he's watchin the skirt

Her emotion soothes his soul and ease his hurt

Then down on the corner by the liquor stand

He sees the downtrodden man

So he goes out and he buys a brand new house

And he goes out and he buys a computer with a brand new mouse

For he knows that only greed will feed

The folks who are in need

For twenty years I've had a disease

You folks gave me the medicine that I need

If it weren't for you I wouldn't have been alive

So I'd like to thank you with these lines

You deserve a big, big house

Go out and buy yourself that computer with a brand new mouse

For you deserve to be as rich as you can

So says the downtrodden man

So says the downtrodden man

So says the downtrodden man

Yeah