Superman © John Birch 2011. Comedy - Marx Brothers etc

Oh modern man You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants A diamond in your ear

Who really cares About the length of your hair

You love yourself More than an-y oth-er can Oh modern man

Oh modern man You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants A diamond in your ear

Who really cares About the length of your hair

You love yourself More than an-y oth-er can Oh modern man

A cat in a kennel a burst balloon

You’re as useless as a plastic spoon

A cat in a kennel a burst balloon

You’re as useless as a plastic spoon

Superman on kryptonite

How many more superman can we stand?

Oh modern man You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants A diamond in your ear

Who really cares About the length of your hair

You love yourself More than an-y oth-er can Oh modern man

No One’s As Good As Presley

I lived In my room

Played a tune To the moon

Wasn't lookin for nothin special

Didn't want To be that big

And then You came along

And just Like a song

BANG !!!

Everybody’s trying to be big.

Oh modern man You’ve got yourself in quite a jam

Pictures on your underpants A diamond in your ear

Who really cares About the length of your hair

You love yourself More than an-y oth-er can Oh modern man

Get down on your knees

And beg her please

“Please? Please? Please?

Will you come back to me?” If Lois Lane dropped Superman.

Would he still be Superman?

.Get down on your knees

And beg her please

“Please? Please? Please?

Will you come back to me?”

bright rock/like neil finn

HAPPINESS (C)J.BIRCH 1998.

How easy is it to find happiness?

Is it next to the peas or potatoes?

Is it on top of the frozen foods?

Or is it somewhere that I can’t see?

On the TV they said it was here

But I can’t find it anywhere

If it were up to me

I'd get home delivery

Oh there it is next to the soap on a rope

I guess I must have smoked too much dope

I think I need to rock & roll

But the chiropodist said it was no good for my soul

I think I need thirty wild women

Or a pool and go swimming

I think I need to rock & roll

But the chiropodist said it was no good for my soul

C How easy is it to find happiness

You can buy it at the shop I guess

If you work hard and save your money

You could get some this Christmas

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll

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I like the night when it's quiet (<- I borrowed this verse)

The peace of the moon

A warm summer's evening

And the sound of a tune

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