VIAGRA      (C)Birch/Martin 1998.

 

 

          I GOT WOMEN IN MY HAREM, THEY WANT ME SO BAD

          THEY SAY I'M THE BEST THING, THAT THEY EVER HAD

          EXCEPT FOR VALENTINO, & A COUPLE OF OTHERS

          I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, UNDER THE COVERS

 

          I GOT WOMEN OVER HERE, WOMEN OVER THERE

          I CANT GET AWAY, I GOT WOMEN EV'RYWHERE

          WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST, I THINK THEY'RE THE BEST

          BUT I'M JUST A WISHIN, I COULD GET SOME REST

 

          I GOT WOMEN ON THE ROOF TOPS, SCREAMIN MY NAME

          THEY SAY I'M THE BEST THING, THAT EVER CAME

          EXCEPT FOR FONZERELLI, & A COUPLE OF OTHERS

          I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, UNDER THE COVERS

 

          I GOT WOMEN OVER HERE, WOMEN OVER THERE

          I CANT GET AWAY, I GOT WOMEN EV'RYWHERE

          WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST, I THINK THEY'RE THE BEST

          BUT I'M JUST A WISHIN, I COULD GET SOME REST

 

          I GOT WOMEN TURNED ON, THEY FOLLOW ME ABOUT

          I HAD TO PUT UP A FENCE, ALL AROUND MY HOUSE

          EXCEPT FOR LEONARDO, TOM & JOHN

          I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, THAT EVER WAS

 

          I GOT WOMEN OVER HERE, WOMEN OVER THERE

          I CANT GET AWAY, I GOT WOMEN EV'RYWHERE

          WOMEN ARE THE GREATEST, I THINK THEY'RE THE BEST

          BUT I'M JUST A WISHIN, I COULD GET SOME REST

 

          I TAKE VIAGRA, I'M A LIBERATED MAN

          DONT THINK ABOUT NIAGARA, GET IT WHILE I CAN

          EXCEPT FOR CASSENOVA, & ERROL FLYNN

          I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, THAT'S EVER BEEN

 

          YES, I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, THAT'S EVER BEEN

          YES, I'M THE BEST DAMN LOVER, THAT'S EVER BEEN

          OH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

 

 

 

 

 

         DRIVE DIRTY    (C)J.Birch 1999.   rock/like ZZ Top etc  

 

         Well now the story got around

         And it's all over town

         How she said

        "Come on John , Drive Dirty"

 

         I was pumpin up some gas

         And checkin out some ass

         She said

        "Come on John , Drive Dirty"

 

  3      Well we stopped in the shade

         I thought I had it made

         She said

        "Come on John , Drive Dirty"

 

  4      Well the wheels squealed

         As we put it into gear

         The glove box came(d) open

         She said/screamed  "Put it in the rear"

 

  >      Well I opened up the floor

  <      (&) Blew away the door

  {      She said

  }     "I love the way , you Drive Dirty"

 

C (x2)   Drive Dirty !

         Come on Drive Dirty

         Go on Drive Dirty

         DRIVE DIRTY !!!

 

         Well I was cruisin down the street

         Had that woman next to me

         She said

        "Come on John , it's Three-Thirty"

 

         Chorus ...................................

      

         Well I got a mobile home

         Just to feed the dog a bone

         And now she calls me on the phone

        "Come on John , let's Drive Dirty !!!"

 

         Chorus,3,4,> to < Three Times,{ to } Once ...

 

         Yeah !                                                

                                                                              

         Chorus (x Fade) ..........................